Post by OuisiePost by Jim DIt's minus 3 Fahrenheit out ( that's -19 C for the metric crowd )
Near Chicago, we've already had -21 F (-29.4 C) last night and are
being forecast -24 F (-31.1 C) for tonight, then an enormous warm up
with temperatures up to 48 F (8.9 C) by Monday.
Tell me about it. My wife is from Kankakee. I've been in many a
snow storm around there :-)
Post by OuisiePost by Jim Dwow, cold. Nice clear day, lots of wind. Dry, snow blowing. I had
a yearly eye exam this morning. Did that, all is fine. Waiting for my
eyes to undialate :-)
The cold here is literally life threatening - planning on staying
inside until this Horror passes.
oddnees .... band girl bailed on yesterdays duo gig. That's fine, she
had heart surgery three years ago and still has problems out in the
cold. So I did it solo. Gig got moved from a free standing community
center building to the central dining / social area of a retirement
home across the street. Didn't want the seniors out in the cold.
Then, about 15 minutes before it would have been over, they came up to
me, said wrap it up, said an ambulance was on the way, need everyone
out before it gets there. So, yeah, " thanks everybody, see you again
in a few weeks ". They didn't tell me why the ambulance, but hey,
watch me clear out. When I was going in someone parked a golf cart on
the main entrance area, so my little gear carrying cart couldn't get
by. I wheeled it up over some ornamental gardening area, rather than
try to track down the driver. So, whatever the emergency was, I was
scootin'.
Once, many years ago someone had a heart attack at one of our shows.
Lady right in the front rows. We didn't get out of there quick enough,
the ambulance blocks the doors we needed, and we had to sit the whole
affair out until they left. Learned from that, if warned, pack it up
and head for the cars.
By the time I could pack up and get things in my car, yep, emt vehicles
all over the lot. Quick response, then s-l-o-w .. .so guess is, well,
you know, after some point there's no hurry.
I don't mean any disrespect. Just pointing out that these things happen
if you start working the seniors gigs.
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No gig today, so I won't be going out.
unless .....
ok, totally unrelated ...
My brother and I bought a pallet of bottled ice tea. We were supposed
to pick it up last evening. Told us it's more than one pickup truck can
carry, so bring several or make multiple trips. Cool. I don't know how
much that actually is, it's in bottles, was some Amazon overstock or
return deal or something. Friend of my brothers owns one of those
companies that disposes of bent and dent or just past the " sell by "
date merchandice, several " factory outlet " stores. A pallet ? I'm
thinking my half is somewhere between 600 and 800 bottles.
Hahhhhhaaahaha. It'll take me a year to drink that :-) But, now with
the cold, where's our stuff ? Is it in some semi trailer parked
somewhere ? Those drink will freeze and shatter, won't they ?
Shipment was supposed to be in the warehouse as of last night, but it
was closed due to cold.
Aaaaaaarghhhhh ...... on the good side, I haven't handed over any $$$
yet, so if the shipment is lost somehow, oh well.
Post by OuisiePost by Jim DSolo gig this afternoon. Solo because it's too cold for band girl to be
out. She has a farther drive than to this particular place. Doesn't
want to be on the road in this cold.
I can sure dig that.
As I said, the gig ended short. It was cold out, but so what. I had a
yearly eye exam earlier in the day, so was up and the van was well
warmed before I headed of to sing for the seniors.
Post by OuisiePost by Jim DMe, I don't care. To use similar thinking as the Kenyan, I have a "
phone and gloves ". If the van breaks down I'll call road service.
Shouldn't be a problem.
JimD
Kenyans aren't currently in the habit of feeling the effects of this ice age!
Ouisie
If you have to explain a joke, it pretty much didn't work, right ???
I was pointing out that I'd just call AAA for road service. Now that
everyone carries a cell phone, breaking down isn't as awful as it was
in the past.
Reference to the Kenyan was ..... Obama once commented that if the
Congress wouldn't pass legislation to do what he wanted, he would rule
( would go around the Congress ) by using his " phone and a pen ".
And he did just that more than once.
So modifying that, I implied I could get by in a road emergency with "
a phone and some gloves ".
JimD